I was listening to the radio on the way into work yesterday and Meat Loaf’s Paradise by the Dashboard Light came on.  A listener had called in his top three song picks and this was one of his selections.  I think the reason this song has resonated with so many people and for so long is due to Meat Loaf’s knack for writing a story, complete with plot twists and irony, set to music.  In Paradise by the Dashboard Light, two young lovers (barely seventeen and barely dressed) find themselves heavy petting in the front seat of a car.  Things continue to progress until the girl stops the boy to give him an ultimatum.  She wants to know if he loves her.  She wants to know if he’ll love her forever and if he’ll take her away and make her his wife.  At first the boy balks at this and offers to give her an answer in the morning.  The two debate it back and forth until in the heat of the moment the boy agrees and says that he does love her.  He’ll love her forever and make her his wife.  At least that’s how he feels until immediately after the act.  Afterward, he says that he’s waiting for the end of time, because he can’t stand to spend another minute of time with her.  It’s a cautionary tale to say the least.

It got me thinking about a couple other Meat Loaf songs that are constructed in a similar fashion.  Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad is another cautionary tale with a twist.  The two things mentioned in the title are that he wants her and he needs her.  Unfortunately, the third thing that is missing is love.  As the song progresses, you discover that the words he has been using were once said to him.  He had loved a woman who didn’t love him back.  And when she left, she told him: I want you, I need you, but there ain’t no way I’m ever gonna love you.  Years later, Meat Loaf released a song whose sentiment is almost exactly opposite these two called I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That).  In this song, Meat Loaf sings about all the things that he would do.  He’ll never lie.  He’ll take a vow and seal a pact.  He’ll raise her up and take her out of this godforsaken town.  After some back and forth between him and his lover, we discover exactly what he won’t do.  He won’t forget her or his promise to her.  He won’t move on and he won’t cheat on her.  He promises to never forget the way he feels right now.

I’m sure there are other Meat Loaf songs that have similar stories and twists as much as I am sure there are similar songs by other artists.  However, the only other song that stands out in my mind immediately is Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus.  Sung in falsetto, the song tells the story of a high school boy who loves a girl named Noel from afar.  He thinks about her and dreams about her, but he’s convinced that she doesn’t even know who he is; after all, he’s only a teenage dirtbag.  To make matters worse, she has a crazy boyfriend.  At the end of the song, the boy goes to the prom and is surprised when Noel walks over to him and asks him out.  It turns out that she not only knows who he is and likes the same music as him, but she considers herself a teenage dirtbag too.  It’s shockingly sweet considering some of the band’s other releases.

"And you say nothing at all. Well I couldn’t have said it better myself.”
Meat Loaf